A Happy Family Christmas
While Ryan was hiding clothes, Alan was getting his and his wife's out.
He had his tux, his wife had his daughter's dress, and he had his wife's
dress. But where was Ryan's tux.
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Midge was bathing the baby in the nursery. Alan went to ask her about
it. "Honey, where's Ryan's tux?" Alan asked. "It's right here in the chair," Midge said as she laid the baby on the changing table. "Where is it?" she asked as she turned to the empty rocking chair.
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Ryan hadn't thought anymore about it. He'd put on his father's Santa hat and
sat down to watch a Christmas movie on TV.
The parents looked all over the house and finally found it in the dishwasher.
"On no!" Midge exclaimed. "Is it ruined?"
"Just a little damp from laying on wet dishes," Alan said. "I'm sure I get it dry with a little heat from the hair dryer on the wet spots."
"But why did he do it?"
"You'd have to ask him?"
But Ryan had heard them and he was already hiding.
