The Flying Car Adventure
(She found the best pilots in the action figure collection eating fast food and talking about Star Ships. They were all Star Wars figures, Anakin Skywalker-the big one, Luke Skywalker, Lando Calrissian, and Han Solo.)
Sophia: Hey boys, I’m looking for a pilot.
Han Solo: Well you’ve found the best.
Sophia: Can you handle a pink, plastic, jumbo jet?
Star Wars Guys: Pink?!!
Sophia: Oh, you men too manly to handle a pink plane? Afraid of what other action figures will say?
Han Solo: Well, I can handle anything that flies.
Luke, Lando, & Big Anakin: So can we.
Han: These two are decent pilots, but they’re Jedi. They’re all about the lightsabers and force mumbo jumbo. And as for Lando, well he’s okay, but not as good as me.
Luke: Hey, I piloted the X-Wing that destroyed the first Death Star.
Lando: And I piloted the Falcon when it destroyed the second one.
Big Anakin: And I piloted the Naboo fighter that destroyed that droid control ship that was occupying Naboo.
Han Solo: That wasn’t you, that was the little Anakin.
Big Anakin: Who becomes me. Besides, did you see Episode II and that fancy speeder flying on Courescant? No one can match my piloting skills.
Han Solo: But I’m still the pilot that made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs.
Fern: What’s a parsec?
Hermione: I don’t know.
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