The Flying Car Adventure

Han: . . . I also helped your son here out run his Imperial problem on Tatooine.




Sophia: Hey guys I can settle this, Han’s right, I don’t need a Jedi, just a pilot. And Han’s a little more poseable than you Lando, which may come in handy. So Han, lets go.




(Sophia immediately regretted picking Han, since it turned out he had busy hands)

Han: So, why’d you really pick me.

Sophia: Because you’re a pilot.

Han: So are those guys.




Sophia: Han, I have two words for you, Princess Leia.

Han: And I have two for you, display doll.

Sophia: I’m sorry about that, but I am not available and even if I was…. well lets just say you’re not my type.

Han: Well, according to Leia, I wasn’t her type.

Sophia: Listen flyboy there are four little boys out there in a flying car and right now my focus is on bringing them home intact. Now stop embarrassing yourself in front of the children.

Han: They’re not coming with us? Are they?



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